Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.
Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.
by Brian Elland November 22, 2023
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Trouser Stout

A man tard that thinks he is awesome and stellar , but sounds like a babbling gang of death, mute , Mormons and Monkeys fighting over a bible and bannana when speaking to large groups of people in a tactical environment. This man always smells like expired canned tuna juice and cheese puffs.
Jason acted like a “Trouser Stout “ during training upsetting Joey to the point where he earned a coin.
by Jonny35 February 27, 2018
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trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.
"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."
by qbillustration June 30, 2013
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trouser happy

To have a boner
I saw this fit girl, she made me trouser happy
by Hammerbeat August 07, 2017
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trouser snake

Slang for penis, but could also refer to Trowzer from the Yooka-Laylee series of video games.
A: "What's the name of that snake that wears pants in Yooka-Laylee?"
B: "You must be thinking of Trowzer!"
A: "Oh yeah, the guy who originated from the phrase trouser snake. It means penis."
by BrochachoYT May 25, 2020
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Trouser Snake

Another word (or phrase) used to describe one's penis bulge when seen by another person
insert name: Hey Jake! Did you see Evan's Trouser Snake?
Jake: Yeah, I'm surprised no one else saw
by Real Kiwi Hours February 13, 2018
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