by olipoly7754 June 6, 2021
Get the up the curb mug.The freshly constructed road has a well-defined curb along its sides, which helps to keep cars from wandering onto the sidewalk and potentially hitting pedestrians.
by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025
Get the Curb mug.Edging but instead of getting edged normally or edging normally or the feeling of getting edged normally, it feels like your getting edged by the edge of a sidewalk, hence the name of Curb Edging
Frustrated guy: "My friend is curb edging me, because he keeps promising me $20 bucks but he never gives me it!"
by thefatty_Blow July 16, 2025
Get the Curb Edging mug.To leave. To bounce. To get the hell out of there. Commonly used when leaving somewhere to go outside. (Verb)
Hey bro, this funeral blows, let's hit the curb. We can decide what we want to do once we are outside but the vibes are not fun in here.
by Slang2000_B_Good June 12, 2024
Get the Hit the curb mug.Biting the curb, also known as ‘curb stomping,’ is when someone is forcefully made to place their teeth on a curb, followed by a stomp on the back of their head. This act often results in severe injury or death due to its brutality.
by Donthurtmenomore March 29, 2025
Get the Biting the curb mug.Curb Hermits (noun) —
A subspecies of urban cryptid known for their sacred ritual of chain-smoking Marlboros on the same section of curb every day like it’s their personal throne of apathy.
These nicotine-powered philosophers emerge from unknown crevices at odd hours to contemplate life, loudly overshare trauma, and yell “you got a light?” at passing pigeons. Their natural enemies include: showers, employment, and any form of productive behavior.
Found primarily outside gas stations, 24-hour liquor stores, and anywhere weed smells like regret, Curb Hermits operate on a strict diet of American Spirits, Monster Energy, and unmedicated chaos.
Do not approach unless you’re offering a cigarette, gossip, or existential despair.
A subspecies of urban cryptid known for their sacred ritual of chain-smoking Marlboros on the same section of curb every day like it’s their personal throne of apathy.
These nicotine-powered philosophers emerge from unknown crevices at odd hours to contemplate life, loudly overshare trauma, and yell “you got a light?” at passing pigeons. Their natural enemies include: showers, employment, and any form of productive behavior.
Found primarily outside gas stations, 24-hour liquor stores, and anywhere weed smells like regret, Curb Hermits operate on a strict diet of American Spirits, Monster Energy, and unmedicated chaos.
Do not approach unless you’re offering a cigarette, gossip, or existential despair.
In the wild:
“Bro, don’t make eye contact with the Curb Hermits outside 7-Eleven. One of them asked me what year it was and then tried to sell me a dreamcatcher made of gum wrappers.”
“Bro, don’t make eye contact with the Curb Hermits outside 7-Eleven. One of them asked me what year it was and then tried to sell me a dreamcatcher made of gum wrappers.”
by Heyitspatt May 29, 2025
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Meaning to put someones jaw on Cement then Stomping on his/her Head
Ex: I want to Curb-stomp that bitch so fucking hard.
Meaning to put someones jaw on Cement then Stomping on his/her Head
Ex: I want to Curb-stomp that bitch so fucking hard.
by Ea sports sucks December 17, 2022
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