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"who's fucking the cat?"

A question asked in place of 'whose problem is it, mine or yours?'
"Don't smoke too much, it's bad for yah"
Reply: So, "who's fucking the cat?"
"who's fucking the cat?" by chris5 September 29, 2006

who is getting the best head 

Alvin and the Chipmunks are getting head from the Chipettes and it is a question that must be answered.
Dude who is getting the best head. It's Theodore.

who's got the snaps on the petro 

who's got the money for the gas
We rolled up to the gas station and i asked my friends,"who's got the snaps on the petro?"

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder 

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder
I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins! 

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

Who let you out of the Asylum!? 

usually a term used when your friend tells you this crazy story about what he did you automatcilly have to call him a maniac or psycopath and then you have to tell them "who let you out of the asylum!?"
Haro: so i was fuckin blown right now and then i didn't know who Tobar was

Andrew: Damn! foo you a maniac, Who let you out of the Asylum!?