Soften the peach

To get the pussy wet

You get a few drinks in her to soften the peach and she'll be good to go!

by Swampguzzler March 11, 2019

Slippery Peaches

The feeling of a sweaty ballsack after riding in any sort of vehicle for an extended period of time.

Friend 1: Wow that was one hot car ride!

Friend 2: Yeah, I've got some serious Slippery Peaches going on right now!

by g-spothole September 12, 2009

Peaches & Pears

Being in a state of absolute awareness while evrybody else around you is dead tired.

David: Forgive me for screwing up it's like 4:30 in the morning.
Bill: Speak for yourself I'm all Peaches & Pears over here.

by Bystander Bill May 9, 2013

peach patch

when someone tries to grow a beard but can't

xander is trying to grow a beard, but it's coming as a peach patch

by peachpatcher October 6, 2017

peach season

Noun: the season where many asses (🍑) are seen

Tyrone it’s peach season

by Peach season 101 May 6, 2018

Peach pimple

The action of sucking on your partners bum cheek to remove the puss from an especially painful spot on the left cheek

Peach pimple can be defined by asking your partner to get on all fours and take a deep breath to prepare for the extraction of a painful spot on the left cheek of your beloved partner. All puss must be removed in one suck and a pinching can be allowed with thumbs plus fingers.

by U C STEVE April 16, 2021

Modest Peach

A lady who dresses modestly but has the ability to control men with her vagina.

Let me lay my jacket over this mud puddle for you my modest peach

by Sizerp2118 April 28, 2020