Goose neckin' occurs when a person is in the late stages of a bowel movement. The "Goose Head" begins to honk while the rest of poop follows thus creating a "goose neck".
Driver: Dude open your window when you rip ass, I can taste that shit over here!
Passenger: Sorry man, I have been goose neckin' it for twenty minutes and I can't help it.
Passenger: Sorry man, I have been goose neckin' it for twenty minutes and I can't help it.
by Double Jizzle June 23, 2006
Get the goose neckin'mug. by haley December 30, 2003
Get the gobble the goosemug. Also known as a cobra chicken, these are some of the most annoying, hostile creatures you will ever encounter. Also they poop everywhere.
Since the dawn of the 21st century the Canada Goose has more frequently been referred to as a cobra chicken.
by Wizard of wackiness June 15, 2018
Get the Canada Goosemug. by TCeezy September 10, 2009
Get the Dime Goosemug. This is the same as a "goose" but instead of using your hand to grab between the butt cheeks, you use any inanimate object near you.
by BootyPop March 31, 2010
Get the blue goosemug. by Connnor December 21, 2006
Get the silly goosemug. When a man and a woman are in 69 position and she is licking his gooch, then the guy farts in her face and he tightens his legs around her neck forcing her to endure the smell. This leading to her screaming like a goose due to her neck being crushed.
Johnny: "Betty? What happened to you and Paul?"
Betty: "Nigga, i broke up with him cause he Goochy Goosed me and i smelled for weeks."
Betty: "Nigga, i broke up with him cause he Goochy Goosed me and i smelled for weeks."
by Macro D December 26, 2006
Get the Goochy Goosemug.