Bass Clarinetist

They seem all nice and friendly when in reality they want to beat your ass until you're black and blue. don't call it a saxophone or say anything closely related to a saxophone. They also get ignored by the band director constantly and are often missed when they have to play their part with the tubas. as consequence to the ban director, they do not play, they do not speak, they don't even finger. and they will only be recognized when they are not there that day.

"Tubas and bass clarinets play your part."
"The Bass Clarinet(s) isn't here sir."
"oh."
then he goes onto mark said bass clarinetist absent 30 minutes into the class.

by MissGuts January 5, 2022

Bass Whore

Person who listens to a lot of bass (as in sounds with low frequency does not have to be an actual bass guitar)
can easily identify bass parts in songs

probably owns bass booseted headphones and speakers
makes attempts to feel the music in their chest and stomach
has better music tatste than everyone
probably has a bias to male choirs and bass & baritone voices ;
addicted to low frequency sounds in music

I'm only obsessed with "New Slaves" by Kanye West because I am a Bass Whore

by boombadoomboombass July 12, 2022

bass player

1. An oft-overlooked, semi-transparent, typically overweight, and easily replaced member of any good rock band.
2. Usually the person in a rock band with no say in any band decisions.
3. A guy who hangs out with musicians.

I can always tell when the bass player hasn't shown up because we will get something accomplished at band practice.

by Guitar Rocker Slick Dood June 11, 2006

Standup Bass

When your girlfriend is on top with her back against your chest and your penis in her anus while fingering her clitoris and stimulating her nipple.

Boy 1: "Yeah dude I was playing the Standup Bass"
Boy 2: "Isn't that where you fuck her in the ass while stimulating her clit and nipple?"
Boy 1: "Yeah dude"

by Tekzalust January 5, 2012

dddddddrop the bass

that moment when the bass drops and everybody freaks out

dude: wait man here comes the best part
due 2: the bass drop man
DDDDDDDROP THE BASS WOWOWOWOWOWO WUBWUBWUBWUB
dude: WOWOWOW
dude 2: WOWOWOW

by Mr.Heisenberg November 8, 2013

Slapping the bass

Slapping the bass is a sexual term and means to masturbate

Slapping the bass hard will cause a string to break

by L0llerc0aster June 4, 2010

bass solo

A point in a song where you can actually hear the bass.

Jamal: Killer bass solo out there tonight, bro.
Bart: You mean when the guitarist's amp shorted out for a second?

by Edgefag March 14, 2011