moldy tambourine

When you go down on a girl with a yeast infection or STD causing a cheesy discharge and the girl has a screaming orgasm.

Hey Carl, I gave my girl a moldy tambourine last night! I can't belive I did it but I gave my girlfriend a moldy tambourine.

by ajv1692 May 10, 2015

meat taboggan

A line of at lead four to five middle aged men all having sex at the same time within a taboggan. Every man must synchronize their thrusts.

The other day the boys and I had a meat taboggan going.

by ExecutiveSweepy January 28, 2017

byron talbot

Vry vry shexey individiual with a huge pinkie

Oh you shexey but your not a byron talbot

by Thatguyinyourshed. January 16, 2018

Dirty Tambourine

A filthy whore. Someone who has sex constantly with people they don’t know, as well as, behaving and participating in whorish activities often.

(Friend): by the way I fucked some guy last week and I think it may have been your boyfriend.

(You): I cant believe you don’t even remember the people you’ve slept with, OMG you’re a fucking dirty tambourine.

by Bigdickdaddy6969 June 5, 2018

Port Talbot (PT)

A small shitty town in Southern Wales, UK. There are stinking steel works which because of Trump will be closing. There is nothing to do there and everyone whom resides there shall die of depression

Your life is so shitty that you may as well live in Port Talbot (PT)

by Mr.Cunt Mc.Cain September 6, 2018

Lexi Talbot

A Lexi Talbot is a special breed of a Lexi, she is anyone’s best friend. Lexi knows how to make anyone smile and can instantly relate to anyone. Lexi is the best wingman and will talk to you about anything and everything. Always has the best advice and is a total babe, although she doesn’t think so herself. Lexi Talbot’s are giving, money is no object and she will spend it all on you. Spend one day with her and you you never want to leave her side. Loyal to her boyfriend and so sweet, anyone who meets a Lexi better hold on to her, she is the most loyal, caring, giving, gorgeous girl you’ll ever meet.

“I wish I was as gorgeous inside and out as a Lexi Talbot”

by carl&beth October 22, 2018

Adele talbot

A fucking bitch

Wow! That’s such an Adele Talbot move.

by It’s joe bitch July 12, 2019