Tard-Tacular

Retardedly Spectacular = Tard-Tacular.

You are one fucking tard-tacular shit head.

by Mike's Lil' Elf April 22, 2003

uncreative-tard

These pieces of shit you'll easily identify when the curse, but they censor their swearing. These people needs to censor things instead of simply remove the bad words, just because their lack of creativity.

Average Youtube Comment: "Shut the f*** up, you piece of Sh*t".
This fucking idiot is a uncreative-tard, needs to censor instead of coming with something a little bit more creative.

by Mr. Memo Herdez March 15, 2019

tard-wad

The act of being a complete moron. It replaces more offensive words that piss people off.

Person 1: Did you see that guy use his baby as a hacky sack?
Person 2: Yeah, what a tard-wad.

by Meetah April 19, 2010

Douche-Tard

A majorly retarded douche-bag. Self explanatory.

Russ Thompson can be a major douche-tard at parties.

by WouldntULikeToKnow August 31, 2014

tard whip

The tool/implement used to corral and herd tards through or into a certain area.

Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.

Low-Level Tard Wrangler: BE WARNED!! There are tards coming through. I repeat, BE ADVISED THERE IS A TARD CROSSING cracks tard whip to corral straying tard*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

Tard Hole

The ass hole of a mentally challenged person. Its like being an asshole, except worse.

dude, johnny is a wicked asshole
yeah, but his brothers a tard hole
good point

by i like the women this much. July 1, 2012

Dee-tard

Dee-tard also know as Deekwador Dee-scrace

a total retard with with horse like features.
tends to create disaster and disfunction with their mere presence.
Has an obsession with mirrors and specialises in knife throwing..
also pretends to use mobile phone when in uncomfortable circumstances..

"..AAAAHH I just got stabbed! in the back!!"..."fuck i got nailed by the Deetard!!"

"..did you hear about the bomb that went off at the gym today?!"...."apparently some Deekwad walked through the front doors with a dee-scraceful horse head and totally deetarded the place!"...
What a fucking Dee-tard!

also appears to be tough as nails but actually quivers inside at the thought of crossing the BerryGood path of KellyTown...

by Miss FingPissed February 9, 2010