Shit Swagger

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.

Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger

by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008

The Ohio swagger

It is when you straddle a two headed gal between the heads. One head is eating your ass and the other head is giving you a blow job.

During the wedding night conjoined twins gave the groom the ohio swagger. While watching I yelled switch, and the groom jumped up and did a 180 degree turn.

by Texashandshake April 2, 2024

Swagger

A type of confidence that only the coolest people feel especially when there felling confident.

Hey Timmy, your real swagger

by DIRTYRAT October 12, 2019

Swagger pants

The pants that give you swagger to walk through life like a semi normal person.

(Swagger pants™️ is a trademarked term)

Yo bro, do the swagger pants dance! It’s a real panty dropper

by Blinging July 11, 2018

swaggers

the perfect word, when poggers and swag kiss

‘what have you been doing in quarantine?’
‘literally just watching minecraft hardcore. nothing else.’
‘hey dude, that’s pretty swaggers 🔥😎’

by woahwoof December 15, 2020

Swagger

An individual that has no real drip but dresses as a person who went into rue 21 for the first time.

“Damn Jimmy dressing like a swagger”

“I mean he barely got out of prison, so he doesn’t know what’s in right now”

by Alexa Vazquez February 24, 2021

Swaggerment

Thé swaggerment way of saying something is swag it’s the swaggerest of the swags

“So how was it?”
“Swaggerment.”

“I just bought you a 180cm tall Nagito Komaeda cardboard cutout”
“That’s swaggerment”

by Nagito Komaeda’s boyfriend November 16, 2023