steffia

Kewl kid

Steffia is so kewl, I would never be able to talk to her

by Not_the_real_Bo February 22, 2019

Steffane

A kick ass broad.

Man that shawty is a Steffane ya heard!

by Jenelle Keonia November 28, 2012

Steff

Steff's soft blue eyes are as bright as her personality, and her incredible beauty bewilders all those who have the good fortune to gaze upon her. Commonly nicknamed El Stefano, she's known for her fondness of the Dirty Sanchez and golden showers, and her terrible impression of Michael Caine. As beautiful as she may be on the outside, with hair like gold and a personality that will cause you to fall at her feet, be cautious. She's also known as Kitten Kicker Steff, Steff the Bootlegger, Pirate Steff "Crabs" II, Steff The One Who Knocks, Steff The One Who Doesn't Knock, Jamie Oliver, and Steff the Genuine Gentrified Jacket Jacker. Despite these misgivings, her redeeming features outweigh them tenfold. When she holds on to you like she's about to fall off a cliff it makes you feel like you've finally found someone, somewhere, that gives a shit about you. Her ability to forgive both mistakes and terrible jokes is astounding. A must have for your wonderful person collection, she'll shine and thrive at the top of any shelf as long as you keep her in the shade and water her more than the dead houseplants she attempts to nurse.

Not recommended for use in the shower - she's got little bowel control, which for a 23 year old is pretty concerning.

Waterproof up to 10 metres, which when converted to the imperial system is something overly complicated and confusing.
Feed thrice daily - we are not responsible for gas caused by overfeeding.
Keep away from children - choking hazard.

"Where did Steff go?"
"She's right next to you, dude."
"Oh, hey! Didn't see you all the way down there. Maybe invest in some stilts?"

by TheBigDapperDipper April 9, 2019

Some Christmas Stuffing

This is when you plow a girl you just met at the bar around Christmas time.

Let's go to the bar tonight so I can give a girl some christmas stuffing.

by HoenheimOfLight December 5, 2009

Turkey Stuffing

The act of a female spreading her vagina open and allowing a male shit in the vagina. Then the male proceedes to fuck the mess as if stuffing a turkey

Last night I fucked Kayla and stuffed her with cock but tonight, I'm turkey stuffing her tonight til she is filled and stuffed.

by AGiogio December 14, 2010

stuffies

A group of people who are afraid to let loose; uptight.

I was in a room full of stuffies.

by Misty A October 27, 2006

Butt Stuffing

1. (Noun) Another word for poop.

2. (Verb) To get one's poop packed do to a fierce ass pounding.

1. I manufactured a massive load of butt stuffing which clogged the toilet after Thanksgiving dinner.

2. Ralph couldn't shit for a week after the violent butt stuffing he got from the prison boys in the shower.

by Anal Czar September 10, 2010