slattershit

A shit that feels constipated but with enough pressure ends up being an explosion that can get pretty messy.

Friend: you don't look so good?
Me: yeah ngl just been the loo didn't end well
Friend: slattershit?
Me: you got it

by chigtourvine May 24, 2017

Scatterpillar

An extremely large piece of scat; takes its time coming out, inches along like a caterpillar.

Person 1: Dang man, were you watching a movie in there? You took forever to come out of the bathroom!
Person 2: Nah, I was just waiting for the scatterpillar to crawl all the way out.

by Sir Tantalus September 21, 2017

shatter resistant ruler

a ruler that isn't shatter resistant but you smash it against a table anyway, hoping it will break

Jack: Charlotte is this a shatter resistant ruler?
Charlotte: no so don't .....
*Jack smashing the ruler into the table over and over again*
Jack : Charlotte this is a shatter resistant ruler

by mailyobbie October 17, 2017

Stattrac

A Previous scammer

well he's a stattrac

by SirMcFurry December 18, 2017

scatter monkey

Someone who is off their head on meth who goes out the front of their own or someone elses house and does stupid stuff normal people dont like weeding with a chicken bone or painting the mailbox with shoe polish at 2am in the morning. Etc

Check out the scatter monkey digging for treasue out front of that joint and then picking at their face to bits.

by Wbff May 12, 2018

shatter your pelvis

to be vague, it means sex. because he will be pounding into her so hard, and fast, that her pelvis (the bones right by the vagina) will simply, shatter.

man: damn baby i’m about to shatter your pelvis.

woman: mhh baby get to it.

by penisvaginalolol July 13, 2018

Starter

A human being with some type of brain or skill.

Mark will never be a starter

by Gahahbshsjdnbd September 28, 2018