spunk-gobbler

A spunk-gobbler is a person who eats their own shit, sucks green cum and down-votes more clever peoples contributions. They go to tRumpty rallies, and commit seditious acts, then go home to suck their dog's dick.

Yeah -- there's always going to be a spunk-gobbler!

by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021

spunk mouth

When a girl swishes around seamen in her mouth

Harris is a Spun Mouth with mitchel

by Bob True May 13, 2005

Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme

1. The father of the father of the creator of Spunk.

2. Is also the angle of the dangle is perpendicular to the heat of the meat.

3. The alias of CHSR radio programmer D Mac.

The Fillet O' Fish that I ate was made by the Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme.

by FutureBooker October 31, 2008

spunk troff

a female who likes plenty of cock

i need me a spunk troff my balls are like water melons

by robunda April 22, 2006

spunka

One who spunks; usually a ratty, be-shellsuited chav type, the names of whose conquests (if known) are invariably found carved into trees, benches, parked cars an' that, just after they've been fucked.

"Spunka woz ere"; "Spunka 4 Shazza"

by Spunktastico October 12, 2008

spunk

Another word for sperm. Usually implies that the spunk is white and extremely thick.

Spunk is typically large in quantity.

"Aye, Daniel! It looks like your dad spunked all over your face...ha-ha!"

by Gylo Williams November 20, 2015

Spunk

Spunk--meaning 'Happy'

"I am very spunk today"
"I'm so spunk that I could take the world on my shoulders"

"I AM PREGNANT! I AM SO SPUNK"

by GalmyLouffy October 18, 2016