jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise

Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!

by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017

Quit Smoking

Something that is hard to do (Also hard if with a highly drugged kind of smoke) but good and necessary thing to do because of lung cancer And blood coughing it is the most greatest thing to experiment.

Bro smoking is ruining my life my family is ashamed of me and a pack I spent every year is 11,000.0

I’m gonna quit smoking because I spend so much dollar’s aka USD or Euros or Yen or Russian ruble I wish I could quit soon or today by now . if you struggle to quit please go to this website nicodermcq.Com )

by Α January 24, 2022

keto.smacking

A tiktok account which post very good autotuned Jiafei remixes.

Use keto.smacking remixes now or I cvm.

by beomchars January 2, 2022

Car window smoking

The act of smoking while driving and trying to keep the smoke out of the car's interior. Usually involves holding the cigarette out of the open window and lots of leaning toward the window while inhaling and exhaling.

"Car window smoking is awkward, but it keeps my marriage together because my wife can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke."

by EastLakeDude September 29, 2013

fuck me stockings

Sexy nylon stockings worn by women to cause sexual arousal in men. They are usually kept on while having sex and usually go with a pair of fuck me heels or a pair of fuck me boots.

W: hey, great, you are stone-hard tonight
M: must be those fuck me stockings that you are wearing, they're my viagra!

by Jirka69 October 5, 2017

Super Mario Smoking Weed The Movie

A 2013 masterpiece uploaded to Youtube where Mario begins by smoking a fat blunt while standing at an angle, staring at the camera, while the song "Get High" plays at the intro, with Mario's face slightly twitching all the time.

Mario does this for 30 minutes and 12 seconds.

super mario smoking weed the movie lyrics: i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high oh i get high on your memories high on your memories high on your memories

by suprah mayo October 20, 2021

Smoking Jacket

A sexual act similar to the Sacramento Sweater, except with an aromatic sprinking of tobacco.

To protect myself from the ashes of my lover Eduardo's pulsating Cuban cigar I always wear my Smoking Jacket.

by Kid A+ March 24, 2009