mushroom smack

Smacking one's penis off one's girlfriend's body.

I'm gonna mushroom smack you, you fag!

by hobnob August 11, 2003

Google Smack

Under certain circumstances, the use of the Google search engine yields many results that prove either embarassing or defaming to an individual. Usually due to some amount of personal information available freely or without restriction on the internet and not carefully filtered using a pseudonym or handle.

Rosie got Google smacked after a job interview when her prospective employer searched for her name and turned up drunk pictures of her from MySpace and archived erotic Star Trek fanfiction. Needless to say, she did not get the job.

by rbk1981 March 4, 2009

gibbs-smacked

when one smacks someone else on the back of the head like Agent Gibbs does on NCIS. Usually done to Agent DiNozzo

DiNozzo said something stupid then Gibbs gibbs-smacked him on the back of the head

by they call me fluffy March 19, 2010

Sack Smacking

Sexual activity involving the intentional smacking, flicking, punching, kicking or striking of the male ballsack for gratification. May involve hitting with the hand or other device such as a riding crop.

I hired a DOM off the internet and she tied me up and did some sack smacking. Hurt like hell but we both enjoyed the experience.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

smack sock

sock used to masturbate into

i need to wash my smack sock cuz i used it last night

by whoathebliss January 8, 2009

smacks the pony

euphemistic phrase for the female masturbation.

She smacks the pony right now.

by zeuS9r July 7, 2007

TRACK-SMACKED

WHEN UR LOVER'S HAIR HAPPENS TO FALL OFF, THEN U GRAB IT AND SLAP HER WITH IT WHILE HAVING SEX DOGGYSTYLE.

Hey girl, let me tell u about last night. It was so good that I got track-smacked all over my back and ass. You should let ur man track-smack u.

booty spanking ass sex doggystyle

track-smacked

by MusicMan cam February 16, 2010