smitten

a word used by dumb bitches

sarah: "smitten"
frank: "your dumb"

by purplecow1112 November 28, 2012

Sitting Duck

A sex position in which the woman is sitting on a dildo or a erected penis.

My girlfriend loves Sitting Duck.

by SittingDuck June 29, 2009

sittin naked

you dont have a gun on you

"man im sittin naked"

by XsnipaXkillaX March 13, 2009

sitting bull academy

a shitty school full of homos ,homophones ,rich assholes ,retards ,entitled brats ,memers ,wanna be gangsters ,nerds ,furrys ,and dicks. the teachers are crappy, the principles are crappy, and everything sucks the school wear sucks and costs to much. The peak of Apple Valley California the shittiest place on earth

apple valley kid #1 "what school do you go to?"
sitting bull kid "sitting bull academy *does fortnite dance*
apple valley kid #1 "i can tell"

by plate2 September 3, 2020

tap sitting

The act of sitting on a beer tap, in so far as it goes inside your rectum. It can be performed with a standard pressurized beer tap but often times, without one available, a hand tap may be used.

My friends older sister had to be rushed to the hospital once because she went tap sitting on one of those big sam adams taps that her boyfriend stole from some bar.

by tapsitter November 4, 2008

Daddy Sitting

a form of baby sitting performed reluctantly by the father that is rarely accepted by the mother

Husband: "Don't worry dear. You go away for the weekend with your girls. I'll be fine daddy sitting!"
Wife: "what did you just say? Looking after your own kids for one freaking weekend shouldn't be hard work!"
Husband: "Whatever!"

by Joe's Problem Is Joe October 15, 2008

unpatriotic sitters

When the pledge of allegiance is being announced at school and the person refuses to stand. This is likely because they are a Weeaboo or spend to much time on the internet to denounce where they were born, at least stand and recite in your head the song of your preferred country.

The whole class stared at the unpatriotic sitters while the pledge was being announced.

by Mcthundastick April 9, 2015