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SIMPLE BITCH

THIS IS A BITCH THAT DOES NOTHING BUT DUMB STUPID SHIT.. HAS TO SOMTHING LIKE A BLOND, KEEPS DOING THE SAME OLD DUMB SHIT.. JUST SIMPLE
GURL I TLD U NOT TO MESS WITH THAT GUY HE DONT WANT YOU AN NOW HE PLAYED YOU.. YOU JUST A SIMPLE BITCH TO NOT LISTEN
by BEAUTIFUL B December 30, 2008
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Fitness Made Simple

It's made for real people.
It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's made for real people!!!!
It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's changing people's lives...
by kingdick May 6, 2005
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Simple Plan Syndrome

Feeling like like the person in a Simple Plan song (which are all basically the same).

Symptoms are:
1. You feel like your parents don't understand you, and you need to go do something rebellious.

2. You feel like nobody likes you an your life sucks.

3. Your girlfriend just dumped you and you are depressed, so you listen to Simple Plan

4. You want to run around and do crazy shit with your friends to blow off steam.
Cases of Simple Plan Syndrome:

1. Mom, dad, you just don't get me! I'm gonna go graffiti a bridge
2. Man, my friends are all too busy for me! I hate my life!
3. I thought she loved me! WAAAA! "God must hate me" is the soundtrack of my life.
4. Dude I'm so pissed! Lets go drive around and get chased by cops!
by gargoyle772 June 12, 2009
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simuel

A PETTY bitch who fights for his friends. Thinks he is ugly but really he is better looking than all of you bald headed hoes.. ass is thicker than everyone.
You’re like simuel, so petty.
by Periodtperiodtperiodt November 10, 2018
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Simpcel

Someone(usually a guy) who manages to display simp and incel traits simultaneously. They have never found romantic success in their lives and treat any girl they find attractive like a goddess. You can often find these people spending hours of their time in Twitch E-girl streams donating money and leaving thirsty comments.
Example: Simpcel: *Typing* "(E-girl) you're outrageously gorgeous. Everything about you is absolute perfection.

E-girl: *Sees message* "Thanks, thats nice of you to say (username)"

Simpcel: "She noticed me... SHE ACTUALLY NOTICED ME!" *starts typing* "Anything for you my love, here's a little gift to show you how much I love and care for you" *Donates $500*

Egirl: "Wow thanks for the $500 donation (username). Thats the biggest donation i've gotten all day. Time to write your name on the top of the white board". *writes name on Whiteboard* "There you go top donation from (username)".

Simpcel: YES! SHE WROTE MY NAME ON THE TOP OF THE BOARD!!! *Jizzes pants*
by TheUncommonOne March 8, 2022
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simple plan

An amazing band, they may sound like they think there life sucks but that is NOT true, if you think that you need to learn more about the guys themselves, they dont sing about there dads hating them your probably thinking of the song perfect but they actually love there dads, and pierres (the lead singer) dad actually drove them around when they first started. there not punk or any of that there just a GREAT band! <3
by Heather<3 June 19, 2006
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Simple Plan Concert

noun; slang
Emo (semi-homo) slang for killing yourself. A ticket to a Simple Plan Concert is a razorblade, shiv, exact-o-knife or any poor ass cutting device.
"I hate my life, I'm thinking about going to the Simple Plan Concert."
"Jesus Christ, don't do it!"
by Colin Basnett November 8, 2005
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