dave simon

A term used to refer to one who "cuts corners" or is too cheap to invest long-term.

The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!

by Dave Simon April 12, 2017

Simon Cowell

cow

oh i love simon cowell

no u dont hes a cow

by Oned1rect1on October 30, 2022

Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is a hated celebrity among directioners, why? Oh i can tell you but i don't have any time but you can search it up.

What celebrity do u hate?
Oh i hate Simon Cowell

by Oned1rect1on May 21, 2021

Simon Fryman

To say you want to Be fried and your name is simon

I want to Simon fryman while my name is simon

by Fjfknbdjk March 23, 2022

Jean-Simon

BRO THATS LEGIT ME I DON'T LIKE FUCKING GRAMMAR TABARNAK

Jean-Simon is the coolest not liking grammar french-Canadian ever

by Jean-Simon (fuck grammar) October 12, 2023

connor simon

Connor Simon is a pain in the arse and all of his friends would agree that he enjoys to be annoying

That Connor Simon rubbed me up the wrong way this morning

by THEJKR May 28, 2014

Simon Crine

A very muscular and sexy man. He loves oil and RolePlay. Never washes his clothes, and likes a different animal every day. He likes gorilla tag, dildos, and Croix.

Kistler can only dream of being a Simon Crine

by Loucus June 10, 2022