When you take some money and spread it out with both of yours hands. Your thumbs should be in the back while the rest are in the front and you just basically spread it out. (Ik this definition is trash but I tried)
Florida boys do it the best
Florida boys do it the best
by Ibeendat December 27, 2019
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A: Dude, we've been weirdly close for years and I've finally told her I like her.
B: How do you think she'll reply?
A: She'll either confess her love for me or think I'm a creep and block me, meaning I have irreparably destroyed a friendship with someone so important to me. Nobody knows how it'll go until she sees it. It's a Schrödinger's DM.
B: How do you think she'll reply?
A: She'll either confess her love for me or think I'm a creep and block me, meaning I have irreparably destroyed a friendship with someone so important to me. Nobody knows how it'll go until she sees it. It's a Schrödinger's DM.
by Daniel714 May 1, 2020
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Imagine a room with 50 men and 50 women in it. It connects to a second room through a glory hole. Schrodinger in the second room sticks his penis through the glory hole and gets sucked. Much like Schrodinger's Cat which is alive and dead at the same time. He does not know if he is being sucked by a man or woman. So he is being sucked by both a man and a woman at the same time.
Guy 1: I was so drunk last night got sucked in the bathroom by glory hole but don't remember who did it.
Guy 2: Was it a guy or girl?
Guy 1: I don't know.
Guy 2: Looks like you have case of Schrodinger's Cock.
Guy 2: Was it a guy or girl?
Guy 1: I don't know.
Guy 2: Looks like you have case of Schrodinger's Cock.
by TheMenacingOctohedron May 9, 2020
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Girl 1: Hey, gurl, how are things with you and Chad?
Girl 2: Pretty fucking bad, ngl. He's a Schrodinger's fuckboy.
Girl 1: Why? What do you mean?
Girl 2: Remember when I got super dreamy about all the sweet things he said to me? You know - how I'm his sweetheart and all that?
Girl 1: Yeah, and?
Girl 2: I directly asked where we were relationship-wise, and he straight up told me he meant all that as a joke.
Girl 1: Yeah, that's a textbook Schrodinger's fuckboy.
Girl 2: Pretty fucking bad, ngl. He's a Schrodinger's fuckboy.
Girl 1: Why? What do you mean?
Girl 2: Remember when I got super dreamy about all the sweet things he said to me? You know - how I'm his sweetheart and all that?
Girl 1: Yeah, and?
Girl 2: I directly asked where we were relationship-wise, and he straight up told me he meant all that as a joke.
Girl 1: Yeah, that's a textbook Schrodinger's fuckboy.
by beelzabub May 25, 2020
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Person A: “I’ve come down with a case of Schrodinger’s Waifu and need help deciding on what to do”
Person B: you’re a fucking weeb
Person A: “I’ve come down with a case of Schrodinger’s Waifu and need help deciding on what to do”
Person B: you’re a fucking weeb
by Yung Lad October 22, 2020
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Damn antifa storming the Capitol like that. But also, we won so hard! Stop asking me to clarify, mom!! It's like, Schrödinger’s Insurrection, okay!
by EpicuckAntifa January 7, 2021
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