Shard Breath

When someones breath smells like death after smoking meth.

Damn I have shard breath...again.

by gackhead December 5, 2010

shardguard

A protective, cotton type plug usually inserted to help protect against sharding in one's trousers. Usually effects the population born before the 1960's.

Hey Glady's, did you notice Helga hasn't sharded all day. I bet she bought shardguards after that disaster in aisle 5 of Wal-mart.

or

She sharted so hard last time that her shardguard burned a whole right through her Depends.

by Mr Cancun2 April 25, 2011

sharkskin pillow

a coarse scruffy face that is tough on a gal's sensitive skin.

-What happened? You have a bright red spot on your chin!
-Oh, it's okay. My new boyfriend has a sharkskin pillow.

by ramdanger September 19, 2012

shardinius

This refers to the King of Meth smoking. He is the biggest drug user and abuser who puffs away on more Meth than any other person known. Among users he is held in the same regard as a loving god. He is revered by all Meth heads and shunned by all of normal society. To must people he is just a myth. However a select few people have reported to having Come into contact with this Demon.

You there my friend are turning into a real Shardinius; you have puffed away on 2 grams of Meth today by yourself and you are still going.

by JMuny December 31, 2013

Shares A Driveway

This is a slang for saying that two people are same sex significant others. The driveway being a common area they share together among other things... also suggests that they co-habit together.

Ben is a little different, i'm pretty sure he shares a driveway with joe.

by baycer2 January 16, 2015

ShardTroll

This art takes concentration beyond regular people but after achieving this state you will be able to bull shit someone with a face more serious then Denzel Washington on the equalizer. - Founding Father, Rachard of the flowing dreads -

"Damn the shardtroll stuck again, his latest victim was asked " DJ if you need to shower you can use the bathroom"

by The FirstKirA April 11, 2015

shardmata

This expression originated on the west-coast of Florida around the time Hurricane Katrina. This the state a heavy meth user may find himself instead of blood, bathsalts are staring to push from the inside of his body and he is now sweating drug out similar to the way Jesus secreted blood. It defines a meth-user in comedic way and always good for a laugh when friend reaches this state.

He been runnin' for DAYS yo...that nigga be straight-up shardmata, I ain't lyin.

by theLegitTapper7 October 26, 2015