Shannon Time

Phrase: To be notoriously late, with the intentions of being punctual.

When one has achieved the level of consistent tardiness to the degree that one's friends, family, and co-workers automatically add an additional 3 plus hours (up to several days) to any stated arrival time, therefore not to be frustrated by the lack of punctuality.

Brian, "Where's Tina with that side dish she promised to make?"
Alex, "She's probably on Shannon Time."
Brian, "So tomorrow then? Cool."

by Sasha Pringle September 27, 2019

Shannon

Noun meaning unnecessary stress and anxiety.

I experienced a lot of Shannon when I thought I had herpes. Turned out to just be razor burn.

by hsm_herpyderpy October 23, 2019

Shannon

A Shannon is a crazy manipulative woman that doesn’t care who she steals from or hurts she thinks very highly of herself which is great for her

Oh my gosh she’s being a shannon

by Jackilin February 4, 2023

Shannon

Someone who thinks they pull skill moves off in fifa pro clubs, however is unable to pull off even 2.

Oiii, stop doing a shannon, please.

Lets win the game cunt.

by Stop doing skills cunt June 13, 2018

Shannon

Someone who is unable to perform skill moves on pro clubs.

Come on cunt. Stop doing skills. Stop doing a shannon ya nut.

by Stop doing skills cunt June 13, 2018

Shannon

Got her tits out at sandbar!

Random 1: "did you see that girl at sandbar with her tits out?"

Random 2: "oh yeah that was Shannon....classic"

by Quontothenextone November 22, 2021

Shannon

When you lose 5 NFL fantasy matches in a row

so you lost again aye, thats 5 in a row.. man you had a shannon

by gebangers October 9, 2023