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Scottish Exit

It’s not an Irish exit, but it’s close. When you create a reason to leave the bar that’s fictitious. You need to go, so you came up with a reason that’s believable for your friends to not give you shit.
Tuc said she has to go hangout with her boyfriend so she can’t go to the next bar with us. Which is a Scottish exit.
by NYCboys May 25, 2025
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Scottish Entrance

When one walks into a party already drunk and almost immediately proceeds to fall down a set of stairs. Though originally inspired by a redheaded Scottish carpenter this term may be applied to any companion who possesses both a habitual tendency to get a little rowdy and a distinct and comical clumsiness that often leads to the amusement of their friends.
2 friends walk into a party, followed by another friend.
*CRASH BANG CLANG*
(Without looking back, one friend turns to another)
“Fuck, that was {insert Scottish friends name here}, wasn’t it?”

“Yep. Making a Scottish entrance I suppose.”
by Skydog7 May 21, 2024
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scottish wonka

Theatrical term. Used to describe a failed production or unsuccessful show.
We've been rehersing all week, lets not have a Scottish Wonka!

I can't invest my money in something that's going to be a Scottish Wonka. I'll get tickets after the reviews are published.
by Beanbunny05 March 3, 2024
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Scottish Soak

When you soak but rather than a bed shaker one performs a Scottish jig to shake the bed
OMG did you hear that Stephanie got Scottish soak(ed) last night??
by Roommate sleeper March 26, 2024
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