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The place were you are not taught how to pay taxes but you are taught how to find the height and angle of a pyramid while at the same time breaking your back.
by TheItalianDude July 9, 2016
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A place you go to for education for at least 9 years. The teachers suck. The people suck. Last lunch sucks ( because food and living). The work sucks. And the curriculum sucks. Once you leave the h-e- l-l hold you will than work for the rest of your life, or be completely useless.
Jim: School is so stupid I want to kill myself.
Ronald: The teachers suck!
by ToughPup April 20, 2018
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A place like jail except you are there for only 6-7 hours a day for 5 days a week and all it's about is passing

It has horrible food like jail
Bullies like jail
Rules like jail
And you aren't allowed to leave like jail
And your parents pay to send you there
Also the average school student has the same amount of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient in the 1950's
Another thing is that they don't prepare you for real life
Tim: I graduated from school with all A's
Bob: What did you learn from school
Tim: I forgot
by Wideeyedweirdo June 26, 2020
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A horrible place built to torture children until they cry
Oh no I know you didn't , did you really just say that to me?! I'm sending you to school now
by Jaygouletttt April 10, 2017
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S= six c=cruel h=hours o= of o=our l=lives
Time for school! O you mean prison
by Mr. Terantula February 19, 2021
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To be held against your will to work and learn about useless things; jail.
Person 1: What are you learning in school?
Person 2: About using the formula x=L-W/H-Y(F-g)+S•k
Person 1: Is that suppose to help you calculate the exact angle to cut hair at?
Person 2: of course not it helps you find x which is the value of the equation.
Person 1: Why do you care? Why do you need to know that crap just to style hair?!?!
Person 2: Because I have to know how to find x or the total of the equation for when I am solving a problem involving that equation.
Person 1: When are you solving the equation?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: AKA, never!
Person 2: But it's school I have to learn it.

Person 1: That sucks.
by your real name (rebel) July 7, 2016
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