SAM

Sam is a trust worthy guy,and hot ,sweet,athletic,smart,cute,SEXY ,and amazing. If some day your lucky enough to find a sam make sure that u all ways keep him because he is willing to take a bullet for anyone . All the girls drool over him . Sams are most likely to be fighters and they will pound ur ass any day. Sam is a weird party dude and he will always be so speacial to people.well hope u find a sam cuz damn he is looking fine today.

Is that sam omg he is so sexy🔥

by Sam❤ March 14, 2017

Sam

an MLG cheeky scrub who gets rekt without even trying

child 1: "oh sam! get rekt m8!"
child 2: "ohhhhh" *waves hands*

by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015

Sam

Yee yeet lol

God damner sammer

by goddamnersammer November 23, 2021

Sam

an amazing nice sweet, caring, and not a dick to people.
He'll be crazy unselfish and will be an amzing boyfriend

I wish he was more like a Sam,

by swagman blaze November 27, 2011

Sam

noun- A huge turd floating in the Detroit sewer system usually resulting from eating nachos at another Lions loss. Sometimes Sams can travel great distances and have been known to pop up as far away from Detroit as Vermont or North Carolina.

I went drop a Sam at Ford Field and Matt Millen was in the stall next to me.

by Bruce Cheeseman December 19, 2007

Sam

One who prefers the sexual company of inanimate objects, usually stuffed animals.

Did you see what that man is doing over there? He's definitely a Sam.

by Carolina B23 February 7, 2012

sam

Smart Aleck Masochist - A submissive who acts out to get attention.

"I'm normally pretty quiet, but can be a bit of a sam."

by Scrivener November 26, 2006