Sam

(adj.) acting in a cringe way, often like a millennial. "Someone who acts "Sam" may be "Crying Bart Simpson" emo, or may laugh at Minion memes or Kris TikTok skits.

Person A: Hey, you stole my chicky nuggies, that's not vewy nice, I'm gonna cry now.
Person B: You're acting Sam right now I can't take it anymore.

by Lilya211 August 26, 2022

Sam

Spastic

Sam is a fat fucking spastic

by Your fat mother lol January 9, 2022

Sam

Big hotfunyon lover, fights 7y/o on roblox, iPad kid always looking for sun to eat, asks for fruit ….. amazing… grandma stole her guess who , rice😍❤️

Sam asking to play roblox again ❤️

by phatminionpussy February 24, 2022

Sam

Yee yeet lol

God damner sammer

by goddamnersammer November 23, 2021

Sam

noun- A huge turd floating in the Detroit sewer system usually resulting from eating nachos at another Lions loss. Sometimes Sams can travel great distances and have been known to pop up as far away from Detroit as Vermont or North Carolina.

I went drop a Sam at Ford Field and Matt Millen was in the stall next to me.

by Bruce Cheeseman December 19, 2007

Sam

One who prefers the sexual company of inanimate objects, usually stuffed animals.

Did you see what that man is doing over there? He's definitely a Sam.

by Carolina B23 February 7, 2012

sam

Smart Aleck Masochist - A submissive who acts out to get attention.

"I'm normally pretty quiet, but can be a bit of a sam."

by Scrivener November 26, 2006