by Empty-Oh May 8, 2022


by mgree002 May 23, 2023

When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch
by Gabberke December 30, 2022

I had to change Blackbeard's wet woolen sheets this morning, because he said he had dreamt of the gorgeous sailors ghost sucker last night.
by Doncheadle11 August 15, 2011

Sailor; The hottest most Beautiful Woman to EVER exist.
Sailors are moody but the literal best to be around 24/7
Sailors are moody but the literal best to be around 24/7
by SkirtCobain June 30, 2023

When you having sex with a women in a bath tub and cum in the water. Afterwards you blow the floating cum into her mouth.
by Rub_a_dub_chub February 8, 2025
