stoop stalker

a city nigger who has no porch or front yard. sits on the stairs all day.

damn stoop stalkers stink

by skeeterkkk September 22, 2009

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square stalker

Using Foursquare to see who has checked into the venue you are at, and then looking around to try and find them.

Square Stalker: *shows friend picture from Foursquare profile on phone*
Normal Friend: What?
Square Stalker: This person is here. Do you see them anywhere?
Normal Friend: Dude stop square stalking, weirdo.

by AtlasRider September 10, 2011

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Ex-Stalker

A person who was a stalker, someone who doesn't stalk any more. Akin to ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/

I'm her ex-stalker, I found better things to stalk.

by Dr. Zeu April 18, 2010

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e-stalker

Usually a loser. Scours internet message boards for personal info. Sometimes known as a Venkmen. More often than not doesnt have a job or a girlfriend.

You're such a Venkmen! an... e-stalker

by Lumbergfekdher January 23, 2009

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Toilet stalker

A toilet stalker is where someone spends a long period of time in other people's bathrooms, collecting pee to sell to travellers and excrement for their own personal gain. A negative result of toilet stalking is pee rape.
Signs that someone is a toilet stalker include:
- Shiftiness.
- Spending longer than normal in a toilet.
- having unusually high amounts of change at one time.
A person can become a toilet stalker unwillingly, or they can join the cult.

Person 1: Emma likes to fish stuff out of toilets.
Person 2: WHAT?!
Person 1: ever wonder why she takes so long in the toilet? well, now you know. She MUST be a toilet stalker.
Person 2: She goes to the loo so much!
Person 1: exactly. She's collecting samples. Don't let her round your house anymore, she might pee rape you!

by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 5, 2007

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