V. When a person is cycling between "dating" two different girls with equally dirty vaginas. Typically used when a player switches between seeing two or more less-than-hygienic girls. A twat shuffle is typically seen 3 to 4 times on an average episode of Maury.
Ex. 1
John: I just saw Carl with Jess! I thought he was going on a date with Jamie!
Mark: Nah he changed his mind last night.
John: Ohhhh, classic twat shuffle.
Ex.2
Carlos: Did you see Maury yesterday? One guys tried to twat shuffle 4 girls and got caught! That dude's life is over.
John: I just saw Carl with Jess! I thought he was going on a date with Jamie!
Mark: Nah he changed his mind last night.
John: Ohhhh, classic twat shuffle.
Ex.2
Carlos: Did you see Maury yesterday? One guys tried to twat shuffle 4 girls and got caught! That dude's life is over.
by CraigHayger November 04, 2013
by Bpier February 14, 2017
The act of not attending any classes until the last available date to change classes for the semester, and then dropping all previous classes and adding new ones in order to be able to tell your professor, "I just added this class yesterday" and avoid being accountable for the quickly accumulating absences.
Marcin missed the first two weeks of the semester so he did the schedule shuffle to avoid awkward conversations with disrespected teachers and avoid absence penalties.
by Robbie Robinho Robinski January 31, 2012
When someone doesn't want to be part of the conversation any longera but haven't got a good way to get away, they simply slide out of the conversation. A Swedish shuffle.
by Braxenator January 27, 2019
When you want out of a relationship and you have your homie tell a girl that you’re gay to get them off your back.
“Ryan you still going out with that girl?”
“Nah, me and Conor pulled a Seattle Shuffle on that bitch.”
“Nah, me and Conor pulled a Seattle Shuffle on that bitch.”
by Your boi soggy shirt October 14, 2019
by sushi-loverrr June 25, 2009
The age-old Tetris technique of continuously rotating and moving your piece so that it hooks on a ledge and starts near the top again, used to prolong the gaming experience so that the other player loses by natural causes.
John had no actual skill so he just Salisbury shuffled until the other player lost from sheer exhaustion.
by Not 1337FEET February 09, 2011