Ryan

Ryan is a cretin with a devil's wisdom. He lanky and smooth. I once saw him punch a cop in the buttocks. Ryan also makes the best baby boi friend ever. If he loves you, you will know you are truly cherished. If he's sleepy let him chill. But always down for an adventure into the unknown. A scornful dreamer with a dreamers eyes in a dream. Crimes only when necessary. Usually angel vibes and taurus pastures. Mess with the bull, get the horns am i rite?

Gurl 1: oh no, i got glass in me feet!
They 1: tell Ryan~ he's so so nice!
Thing 2: please shut up

by 2muchKava4U June 16, 2021

Ryan

someone who is stinky. Doesn't shower a lot.

Chris: Hey have you been near Ryan recently?
Katie: Yeah he do be kinda smelly tho
Chris: I know right he needs to shower
Katie: Smelly tings

by Sparkro June 15, 2020

Ryan

A top lad, only the best of the best , loves his Budweisers more than his missus , Carries round a seven incher , the ladies go crazy for this blonde , blue eyed god.

Holy shit did you see Ryan down that Budweiser

by Merylin bigmellons February 9, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is a mashed spaghetti

Wow the is food looks like Ryan

by SuperQuack April 9, 2021

ryan

a fucking rat. he’s super chill and sweet and i think that anyone would be able to love him. he’s super good at comforting any person and i think if you had him in your life he’s either your best friend or more ;). you’ve probably had a crush on him, gay or not. he’s pretty damn fine too.

“Oh shit, who’s that?”

“Oh, that’s Ryan.”

by sayce boi May 5, 2020

Ryan

A athletic who usally doesnt do shit to the team and is really useless, he only cares abou his hair and his girls.

Teacher kick James out of the soccer team, hes being a ryan.

by Panadeos September 24, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is a real charmer, he is caring, loving and kinky.

Have you heard of Ryan? He's Hench.

by Xx_ChazZaA_xX May 8, 2019