Ryan

someone who is stinky. Doesn't shower a lot.

Chris: Hey have you been near Ryan recently?
Katie: Yeah he do be kinda smelly tho
Chris: I know right he needs to shower
Katie: Smelly tings

by Sparkro June 15, 2020

Ryan

A top lad, only the best of the best , loves his Budweisers more than his missus , Carries round a seven incher , the ladies go crazy for this blonde , blue eyed god.

Holy shit did you see Ryan down that Budweiser

by Merylin bigmellons February 9, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is a King. He’s so attractive and doesn’t even know. Tends to have a waiting list for girls that like him and is horrible at asking people out. Usually gets his heartbroken in the end but that doesn’t change him. If you know a Ryan then you better love him because you’ll never find someone better(jk). But still love him he’s kool and has klout.

That kids so attractive it must be a Ryan

by i’m_a_king November 28, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is typically a cool guy kicks ass at football and loves it too. He usually thinks that he’s very unattractive and has very low self confidence but is typically nice to others but can get angered easily if someone does something he asks them not to. He loves his friends and team mates but hates drama and fuck boys and fuck girls

Hey did you see Ryan run the ball

Yeah he was insane

by herild48 October 17, 2018

Ryan

A middle school boy who’s also a middle aged man who is annoying but also a friend fr ong. He’s sad but also too happy and he also has a girlfriend and no one knows how. He says he’s smart but he’s not but he’s also not completely dumb but he also is.

Person 1: Bro have you seen Ryan today?
Person 2: I am Ryan

Person 1: Ohh. Sorry you’re just so ryan I forget you’re ryan.

by user3.141592653589 February 9, 2023

Ryan

A ginger kid who is freckled as fuck

His dad has an obtuse angle nose

He should stop

Hey ryan your dads fat nose LOL

by Madeline mccan basement owner February 16, 2020

Ryan

a man who has no life. He is too basic to get a girl and play video games all day. some Ryans do great things and can be good, but most are depressed and talk in the most unintresting ways.

"Have you guys seen ryan" "whos Ryan"

by Pugsterloves February 19, 2022