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hit it over the head with russell's teapot 

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.
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Ayden Russell

a very stupid person with autism
Oh don't be a Ayden Russell!
Ayden Russell by isdhrgkewutkuwehrg September 10, 2019

George Russell 

The absolute goat of F1, will be the one to break hamilton's records, better than Fernando Alonso by a country mile, the sexiest driver and a pro at making powerpoints.
"Who is the goat of formula 1"

That would be George Russell
George Russell by lukeC123456 February 21, 2022

Nat Russell

Similar to a Jack Russell only in human form. Very often ginger in colour, small and never lets anything drop
"My new gf reminds me of a terrier"
"you must mean a nat russell"
Nat Russell by kristina_863 August 23, 2011

Rachael & Russell

Perhaps the greatest couple of all time. Rachael is such a caring individual who has the worlds largest heart and had so many skills & qualities that it would be impossible to name them all! Russell is there to be by her side through thick and thin. He'll love her unconditionally till the day he dies. It was meant to be. Rachael is the definition of perfection. Everything from her snort when she laughs, natural beauty without all that makeup, her beautiful smile, and love for Coldplay. Russell, is just a crazy and outgoing individual who is so lucky to have a girl like Rachael I'm his life. It is perfection. Other couples are jealous, but it's okay. They totally understand.
Girl: "Babe, why aren't we a Rachael & Russell couple!"
Guy: "It's because we aren't perfection"

throbbing russell 

A vitamin and mineral enriched concentrated scotch filled gel-cap one a day vitamin for men that makes cum smell and taste like chocolate while getting you drunk at the same time. Also leaves your breath smelling fresh.
I take a throbbing Russell once a day for health.

Hungry Russell 

A blowjob in a men's room
I got a wicked hungry Russell from some guy off Craigslist
Hungry Russell by Hohyeah May 6, 2016