Rumped

Rumped, rump or rumping is a term used to describe human faeces which is very dark and very runny.

The darkness of the faeces is caused by a combination of extraordinary consumption of dark rum and not eating any food.

I woke up after a heavy session and realised I had rumped the bed again. My wife went mental as it takes hours to get that shit out.

by Minty burns February 14, 2015

ripbowl rump pump

When you are bodyboarding waves that enter a rip tide that creates mind blowing demon slabs and you are forced under water by the pure mass of salt water driving you out of the barrel onto the underwater sand bank anus first, resulting in your sphincter to split in a horrific manner

Fuck that was the purest ripbowl serpent iv ever seen, it gave bouditch the good 'ol ripbowl rump pump

by ripbowl slayer April 13, 2009

rump

Legendary person who consumes mass quanities of drugs and alcohol, getting uttered every day and demanding destruction of everyone around him, until everyone in the crew is fucking utterly destroyed to the point of no fucking return with no person ever being able to come close, compete with, or achieve the level of destruction defined by the great Rump.

Rump started his day with a tremendous 8 ball up his left nostril and 80 mg of oxy up the right. He then proceeded to get {uttered} with a gallon of Jack. Rump then crushed up 3 addy pills and held deuce by the neck and demanded that he rail it all.

by Natan Buey July 25, 2006

Rumph

Inactivity, lethargy or laziness

Verb:
"Are you doing anything today?"
"No, I'm just Rumphing/having a bit of a Rumph"

Adjective:
"The cold and the rain made it a slow and Rumphy day"

by Molehill November 3, 2004

Rumpelstiltskin

A rumpelstiltskin is a fart that refuses to take leave of the environment until the person from whence it came offers up their first-born as an offering; its decay is that slow.

Man 1: Yo don't go up in that room. "Joe" let a rumpelstiltskin go an hour ago. It feels like your swimming in gravy up there.

Man 2: Fuck.

by chch27 February 20, 2009

Rump

A Black Homo sexual

that black guys such a rump because he has a dick in his ass

by sunnyman October 22, 2008

Rumple

One who is boisterous, loud, full of life, vitality, and high spirits, a real rebel. He is usually stubborn and sticks to his guns. He is a peacemaker but he's not afraid to fight when necessary. He can hit you like a hurricane.

I'm glad that dude is a friend and not an enemy because you don't want to see him get ready to Rumple. He kicks ass!

by Rumplemeister October 21, 2011