ROD Award

An award consisting of a lettuce trophy given to internet forum posters for posting complete garbage.

See also ROD, Superbeaner

That guy made no sense! Give him the ROD Award.

by Ryguy February 20, 2005

Toilet Rod

When you sit down on the toilet and the worst thing imaginable happens. Shmeat rod goes skinny dipping. It's the official antonym of Poseidon Kiss

What are you having for dinner, anything good?
No! I just got Toilet Rod

by Swanlaschlong12 July 28, 2023

drain rod

(verb) To sodomise or anally rape a male or female

If she doesn't come out of the bathroom I swear I'm gonna bust the door down, make her bend over and drain rod her like the cack-pipe she is

by DeNameland March 12, 2009

pin rod

A person with a small dick.

My boss is such a pin rod that his old lady is giving it to me on a daily basis.

by Cockzilla 13 April 11, 2009

lingering rod

A desperate male genetilia which tends be in your vicinity more often than not

He is such a lingering rod that he follows me to yoga classes to get introduced to my girl friends!

by magicmist April 26, 2016

Blaze rodding

A sexual maneuver in which the man inserts gasoline into his urethra before sex, when he is about to finish, the male pulls out, takes out a lighter and sets his cum on fire, creating a sort of napalm that burns and scars the female

I gave that bitch a blaze rodding last night, I just hope the burn isn't infected

by I eat glass December 6, 2019

The Rod Caps

Slang for the caps on the lid of an RBMK reactor, usually referring to the caps above the control rod drive mechanism, but also can refer to the fuel rod caps.

That guy who just joined our Discord server, he said The Rod Caps jumped when Chernobyl exploded, what a HBO-Tard

by Thxtnt June 28, 2023