relief fuck

Relief fuck is when you say fuck but in a way where you are relieved.

Tiny one: fuuuuuuuuuuck
Stephen: is that a problem?

Tiny one: no?
Stephen: oh ok, so that was a relief fuck.

by MrDylanX June 8, 2018

relieviating

The new and proper use of verb from the word relive which actually makes sense. Who the fuck thought alleviating was a good idea? Tis a grammatical error and the English speaking population deserves better...

He is using the best of his medical ability which is aiding him in alleviating the patients pain... alleviating ? lol fucking idiot haven't you read the new 2021 oxford dictionary its *relieviating. holy fuck I can't even comprehend how fucking stupid you are lol. what is that red dotted line under my word Microsoft? clearly you can run a multibillion dollar globalist monopoly the least you could do is hire someone who can spell who can spell correctly... >:(

by intellectually oppressed incel September 12, 2020

compound relief

The sensation of shitting and fapping at the same time while sitting on the bog. Waste also spews out both sides!

The lonely janitor often dreamed about the extravagant sensation that was "compound relief". It was a shame that he had been castrated and he had permanent constipation.

by Sexington Mcgee June 21, 2015

Pee relief

When you have to pee so bad and you finally make it to the toilet especially when it is just in time and your about to relieve yourself in your pants or panties

- I have to pee so bad rn

- pee relief is the best!

by Anonymous girl 1222 December 24, 2018

Bowel Relief Exuberance

The repeated experience that the shit just taken is the best, most massive, gut-emptying shit of all time.

After taking a shit:
Roommate 1: "that was the nastiest shit of all time."
Roommate 2: You say that after every shit. You're just having Bowel Relief Exuberance!

by Perv Johnson August 19, 2022

Toe-Relieve-Culinarism

"Toe-Relieve-Culinarism" (noun): An unconventional culinary ritual involving the tenderization of beef, primarily using the third toe on the left foot and the fourth toe on the right, accompanied by a sense of spiritual catharsis and personal absolution. Following this process, the meat is typically prepared and served alongside a distinctive jam crafted from horse meat and pickled fish eggs, resulting in a unique and complex flavor profile that reflects both the physical and metaphysical aspects of the preparatory act.

Believe it or not, some adventurous foodies actually engage in Toe-Relieve-Culinarism, tenderizing beef with their toes before indulging in the quirky combo of horse meat and pickled fish egg jam.

by Rustic Clam August 14, 2023

Queef and relief

The sweet relief of releasing feacal matter while sitting on the toilet while also engaging in the act of the sex with a person who is also releasing feacal matter into the same bowl.

Yo I did a little queef and relief with Athena last night, that was some real multitasking, but my bathroom kind of a mess.

by q&r June 5, 2021