two raisins on a washboard

this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child

Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!

by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018

Raisining

(Verb) The shriveling up of ones testicles, commonly seen when in cold environments, or in fright.
Past tense: raisined
Present/Future tense: raisining

The man was raisining when he stepped into the harsh, cold winter.

by Lerm0930 June 15, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Chocolate raisins

When you put your balls in a woman's ass

I took that bitch on a date and then gave her some chocolate raisins!

by Bill Dicksons April 29, 2022

Raisin bran

One person throws up on another's butt and he poops a raisin textured poop on his chest.

She gave me a raisin bran last night.

by Thegamerblocky May 29, 2023

Bowl of Raisins

A joke used to trick/gaslight someone, usually among four friends, one who tells the nonsensical joke, two who were told to laugh at it, and one who is made fun of for not understanding the joke.

John was confused as his friends laughed, he didn't know the joke was a bowl of raisins.

by Vinkertron January 30, 2025

raisining

1. (v) the hobo-utilitarian practice of drying soiled clothing, serving as the highest achievable means of sanitation/hygiene.

Charlie is busy raisining his trousers; but I'm sure he'd love to eat some toast scrapings with you, Mont.

by mb-L January 6, 2011