raisin ballsack

Small or wrinkly Balls

I haven't had sex for a long time so i have a raisin ballsack

by Brickleberry May 5, 2018

Russian Raisin

The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.

"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."

by Jacky Daytona September 25, 2023

Raisin

A grape that has been dried and given sun cancer

This raisin tastes dry!

by That other guy April 29, 2015

Raisin dick

Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.

By heck...robs got a raisin dick

by Bbosh April 2, 2017

Homemade raisins

The action of putting 4 spider eggs in your anus and letting them hatch, then eating the babies with a spoon

Man Tina is really into Homemade raisins.

by Fetus_muncher69 July 13, 2021

Raisin-clit

The polar opposite of a ladyboner. Hard, shriveled, completely unsexy.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is a walking raisin-clit.

by SnortGiggle December 1, 2022

Raisin Basher

A woman who has a severe hate for a man with "Raisin sized testicles".

Did you hear about jannet crushing that pathetic mans raisins? I think i'll call her "raisin basher".

by KnowBalls February 22, 2009