Raisin

A grape that has been dried and given sun cancer

This raisin tastes dry!

by That other guy April 29, 2015

Raisin dick

Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.

By heck...robs got a raisin dick

by Bbosh April 2, 2017

Raisin-clit

The polar opposite of a ladyboner. Hard, shriveled, completely unsexy.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is a walking raisin-clit.

by SnortGiggle December 1, 2022

Raisin Basher

A woman who has a severe hate for a man with "Raisin sized testicles".

Did you hear about jannet crushing that pathetic mans raisins? I think i'll call her "raisin basher".

by KnowBalls February 22, 2009

raisin box

a car full of really old people.

"why the hell are they going so slow?"

"it's probably a raisin box."

by ot b April 17, 2018

Homemade raisins

The action of putting 4 spider eggs in your anus and letting them hatch, then eating the babies with a spoon

Man Tina is really into Homemade raisins.

by Fetus_muncher69 July 13, 2021

raisin

An annoying teacher.

raisin sucks

by k3nanz April 24, 2024