No Pants November

Once it is November 1st, everyone in the world is going to go pant less the entire month.

“Where are your pants Connor?!? We are in the middle of church!!”
“Chillll preacher, it’s No Pants November!!!!”

by mcdarmaid October 19, 2019

Blood in them pants

What you tell your friend when he feels an ugly woman is attractive simply because he has not been laid in a very long time and/or he is drunk.

No, she isn't hot. She has blood in them pants.

by klangenguz March 11, 2010

Milk The Pants

To arouse a clothed female to the point of milky secretion.

That is totally cool man, take her out and then milk the pants.

by The Dairy Farmer December 2, 2010

fling flong pants

Pants that allow the male genitalia to flop around freely in a fling flong like motion.

As Mr. Howell played floor hockey his penis flopped around aggressively in his fling flong pants.

by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013

Jesus Christ in Capri Pants

Jesus wears Capri pants, Hawaiian shirts, and loafers with no socks, his beard is on fleek.

When used as an expletive , as in :
"Jesus Christ in Capri Pants, did you see that hipsters fanny pack?"
or
"Jesus Christ in Capri pants, Becky, look at her butt, it is so big!"

Can also be used as a handy hashtag... #JesusChristInCapriPants #fannypack #hipster #beckysbutt #lookatit

by socially awkward sally May 17, 2016

load in the pants

That uncomfortable feeling you get as last nights dinner leaves your body despite your best attempt to clench the butt cheeks

"Damn, Shelia's walking weird"

"Brah, she's got a load in the pants. We had Mexican for lunch."

by thehockeydude December 6, 2016

carbomb in my pants

When you scream ALLAHUAKBAR and you jizz a lot in your pants

What's that stain on your pants? I made a carbomb in my pants

by FaZe Allah December 19, 2016