Peter Puffer

A character in a charming little gay tongue twister; the Peter Pecker rhyme goes something like:

Peter Puffer picked a peck of pickled peckers.
A peck of pickled peckers Peter Puffer picked.
If Peter Puffer picked a peck of pickled peckers,
Where's the peck of pickled peckers Peter Puffer picked?
.

As a homosexual nursery rhyme, this verse is a tongue twister as twisting one's tongue around an erect, throbbing pecker while reciting "Peter Puffer" flawlessly takes a certain amount of skill and practice.

A similar tongue twister is to quickly ask « à qui sont ces six saucissons-ci », while repeatedly twisting your tongue around the other lads' sausages. The chaps being swallowed respond to « combien coûte ces six saucissons-ci » with a countersign « ces saucissons-ci coûte six sous », asking the equivalent of six cents for this fine mouthful of fresh sausage.

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Chud-puffer

A woman who is known for nothing but giving blowjobs and spitting the cum back onto the man's penis.

man i heard Emiliana next door is a Chud-puffer!

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Muffle-me-puffer

A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)

Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!

by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009

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Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.

Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!

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