Heat puddle(s) 

A "heat puddle" is a mirage that is seemingly a puddle, these mirages typically appear on:open roads, empty highways, or concrete surfaces. These "puddles" are created by heat reflecting off of the concrete which only happens when it is really hot.

I saw a "heat puddle(s)" today, it was a mirage of a puddle created by heat reflecting off the concrete

Heat puddle(s) by Hannah Canadian April 18, 2018

Barney Puddle 

When a very old women squirts.

Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.

Barney Puddle by ShadyGarGar June 12, 2018

Cuddle Puddle 

A puddle of bodily fluids left after sexual intercourse.

That was super hot sex, I mean look at that cuddle puddle. R.I.P. the housekeepers.

Cuddle Puddle by DopeSauce4lyfe May 20, 2019

Pillow puddle

4 of more pillows creating a person like form to comfort the lonely

Lisa’s boyfriend left so she made a pillow puddle to pretend he’s still with her

Pillow puddle by Bubble bear May 19, 2020

turd puddle 

a turd that feels solid when it is going through the anal cavity and in to the rectum, but when you poop it is a turd that looks like a mud puddle.

i took laxatives and was deceived by a turd puddle

turd puddle by platinumgaming57 January 23, 2021

Tuna puddle 

Wet spot from a good night of sex!!

Mark was having a good night sex with his sister until he rolled over into the tuna puddle and almost drowned!

Tuna puddle by Thomas broadway December 8, 2021

Your shithole's a puddle 

An expression used to compare one person's problems to someone else's.

To make the listener realize he is lucky compared to others.

Your life's a shithole? Well your shithole's a puddle compared to the people starving in Africa every day while you sit at home and get beat by your husband. We both know who has things worse.

Your shithole's a puddle by Christopho: the G.I. Joe November 26, 2010