Pasta Pirate

A slur against Italian pirates. Especially against pirates with pasty white skin and either heterochromia or a missing eye. These pirates are usually up at ungodly hours of the night playing video games doing silly challenges for the amusement of themselves or others.

That, Sandy is such a pasta pirate

by Mr. Doogles April 4, 2023

Pirate Sputter

A way to describe someone who is talking absolute nonsense, pure crap, and nothing but stupidness.

'Jeez, this guy's got nothin' but Pirate Sputter in his mouth.'

by Goat_011 April 17, 2020

Sidewalk Pirate

Someone that lives or makes a living on the sidewalk. This includes bums, homeless, sidewalk performers, etc.

We were driving down the road and saw a genius sidewalk pirate with a dancing monkey!

by CaptainZ November 20, 2007

pirate law

Humans live by a series of commonly accepted behaviours, norms, and laws. Someone who abides by pirate law, lives their life by their own set of rules which may or may not be accepted by the rest of society. Under this philosophy, one takes what they want without concern over consequences or compassion for others. To follow such a philosophy is to live and behave much like a pirate.

If a person steals from others - not because of need but out of want, they are living by pirate law.
If a person stops or interrupts traffic to cross the street - not because they are in a rush, but simply because they want to cross, they are living by pirate law.

by Keds January 26, 2014

Gash Pirate

A group of ill mannered seaman who trawl the seas in search of gash,any gash,hairy bald young or auld,warm or cold.
They willl take thier swag and leave in search of thier next piece of gash

Starboard side gash pirates,all aboard that vessel theres plenty gash to go round
Get in aboot it

by gash pirate May 23, 2011

Swag pirate

A massive cunt who steals other people's swag in an attempt to be accepted by society but fails miserably because they're a useless piece of shit that can't do anything

What a shit cunt must be a swag pirate

by Starker March 30, 2017

Dust Pirate

An younger individual (commonly male, but sometimes female) who frequently makes attempts at sexual conquests with other indivuals over the age of 60.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear Billy banged this this dude's grandma?"
Person 2: "No, but I'm not surprised, Billy is such a dust pirate."

by YourAssassin May 30, 2016