physical education

A subject designed to cause:
- humiliation
- anxiety
- pain
- bullying
Cooper test: The weak and non-athletic are first to go.
Team sports: A cause of social anxiety.
The teacher favors athletic people, and "bully" the non athletic people, like me.
Weather: outside when cold, inside when hot.

DO 100 PUSH UPS NOW!!!!!!!one
COME ON LETS PLAY FOOTBALL WOOHOOHOO!!
YOU FORGOT YOUR PE KIT! DETENTION!

Physical education sucks.

by fmate2006 May 14, 2018

physical arrangements

Giving your significant other make up sex or showing them lots of attention

My girl mad at me, instead of giving her edible arrangements, I'm going to give her physical arrangements

by the method August 5, 2017

physics

a place to give handjobs

Hey did you hear about Dish giving George a handjob in physics?

by jishnosie May 8, 2018

Matter Physics

Matter Physics is a word for people who want to study anti-physics (Antimatter) and Dark Physics (Dark Matter & energy) and want a word to actually refer to them selves as than "an antimatter and dark physicist"

"Hey, what type of physicist are you?"
"Oh, flattered you would ask; I am a matter physicist!"
----Not needed past here, place holder----
"Matter Physicist? what do they study?"
"Matter Physics. So like anti-physics & Dark physics."

by THE FOG IS COMING October 3, 2023

physics

if something falls, it eventually hits the ground.

"it hit the ground cuz physics like wtf"

by Zefe Zöner March 13, 2021

Post physical office world

A new scary bureauscape where there are no more physical offices and everything is done through zoomteractions.

A post physical office world is f*ing scary to me right now.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2022

hector from physics

A student in physics that tells 20 minute recaps of his weekend and how he cheats on his girlfriend during said time. Hector from Physics is not to be confused with Harold from Chemistry or the guy who sharted in Ms.J’s seat.

“Alright, its time for our weekend share”

“Oh no, Hector from Physics is going to tell us about his weekend again”

by GordonsLover January 19, 2023