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Peyton

Peyton's usually are tall, slightly or severely depressed, and white. (If you encounter one that is fairly short, run away as fast as possible. They are not of the human species.) They also have severe anger issues and will not hesitate to cause physical harm towards one's body. They are also very stubborn. however, it is debatable whether or not a Peyton is athletic or lazy. The same goes for Trustworthiness. One thing is for sure though, Peyton's are not awesome, or nice. Take it from me! I would body slam someone out of sheer boredom!
Hi, I'm Peyton. **Blows up**
by Fartatious August 6, 2023
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Big ASS HEAD, Stupid ASF, Tall as SHIT, usually can only bench press 135, did I mention Peyton's have BIG ASS HEADS, dates freshman as tall as him, wants nic and dick but cant decide which one more, doesn't own a pair of shorts, and wears the same shirt everyday.
Jacob: Do you see that guy with the BIG ASS HEAD!?
Huston: Oh yeah he's for sure a Peyton.
Jacob: God damn that shit big asf
by LoverBoy3434 December 25, 2021
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Peyton is OP and when he's mad he'll beat someone. When someone's bullying he'll beat them. Peyton is really nice ,too, but don't get on his bad side or else you'll face the consequences.
by Chrome_kobrax June 20, 2019
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Peyton is a smart guy, that is always ahead of his class. At first he can be shy, but when you get to know him he will never shut up. He is very short and skinny, but that can’t stop him. He looks like a kid, but he’s really more mature than you think. Some people think he’s funny, others think he’s annoying. He can give you advice if you want. He is not looking for a date, but he wants as many friends as possible. Some think he’s ugly, some think he’s cute. He needs glasses to.
Peyton is interesting
by MaximumYT March 3, 2021
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A tall sexy handsome guy with a big ass dick.
Peyton is one fine ass white boy😍
by Cowboy412 June 7, 2021
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peyton tart

A hot worderful boy that is funny. He even laughs at he own jokes and he is extremely loving and he can play soccer
That boy over there must be a Peyton Tart
by The Player For The Girls April 27, 2019
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adult Peyton

When you such shit out of someone’s ass unknowingly utilize you shit it out then someone eats it from yours.
Man I’m about to run an adult Peyton on this hamster
by The hampster September 16, 2023
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