by Mimono July 26, 2010
A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.
M: You're just in the hornication period.
by Ananymous Student March 05, 2006
"My girlfriend gets angry and bloated when she is on PMS patrol. Her period jeans and negative attitude totally killed my boner."
by Big Freeze UFL February 01, 2010
When a woman has all the symptoms of her period (bloating, fatigue, mood swings, cravings, cramps) without actually being on her period. Or when she has all the symptoms when shes suppose to be on her period, but her period doesn't show up until two weeks later.
"ugh, my stomach hurts. I feel bloated"
"Are you on your period?"
"No, but I'm suppose to be."
"Ah, must be a ghost period."
"Are you on your period?"
"No, but I'm suppose to be."
"Ah, must be a ghost period."
by Anon A. Miss April 27, 2013
I thought my daughter was having her period, so we did a period drill. Turns out she wasn't, but now we know exactly what to do.
by productman July 17, 2016
When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.
by Mr. McGigglepuff June 06, 2011
Spicy period that has hot chilli pepper and is contagious to all thottt in the land. Some would say “ damn did you see Jennifer she’s s p I c y “
#guy one: “Susan got a case of the spicy last night and John didn’t know what to do”
#guy two:” s p i c y”
Hot period: a period above 25 degrees
#guy two:” s p i c y”
Hot period: a period above 25 degrees
by Hot whamen November 26, 2017