MOFO PEACH

welsh alternative for mother fucking bitch..see mofo:
hort for mother fucker. A person who thinks they are the shit, dressed down with sagging pants, a high need for a belt, too much gold to make the national reserve jealous, and an attitude that stems from not having parents who knew how to refrain from the use of crack cocaine.

peach = bitch

mofo peach, mofoa, peech

by dom unite with tan June 7, 2011

peach stem

A peach stem is where when one of the two labia minors is slightly larger thus slightly poking though an otherwise perfect peach.

She has the cutest peach stem i could just tongue at all night.

by geister85 December 16, 2008

Peaches & Pears

Being in a state of absolute awareness while evrybody else around you is dead tired.

David: Forgive me for screwing up it's like 4:30 in the morning.
Bill: Speak for yourself I'm all Peaches & Pears over here.

by Bystander Bill May 9, 2013

Wrinkled Peach

Descriptive word for a woman's danger zone (genitals).

Her pants were so tight you could see her wrinkled peach.

by Dirty Dana May 2, 2014

peach keeper

An alternate word for pimp where the peaches are actually a prostitute's butt or vagina

I asked our local peach keeper for a discount on one of his girls, but he told me no! I wish I was a peach keeper.

by PeachKeeper November 13, 2016

Soften the peach

To get the pussy wet

You get a few drinks in her to soften the peach and she'll be good to go!

by Swampguzzler March 11, 2019

Peach jiggle

When one lip goes up the other lip goes down the other lip come up the other one come down.

Example: Hey michael you see that lady jogging over there, she has major peach jiggle.

by Tommyboy16 August 14, 2018