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Alabama Paddywagon

An Alabama Paddy Wagon is a sex act where you take a cup of jello and chew it up to where it becomes a liquid and spit it back in the cup. Get a straw and a partner and put the straw in the partners ass just enough to where the other end can be visible and used. Put the jello back in your mouth and transfer the liquid through the straw into your partners ass. When that happens, either remove the straw and have your partner shit it in your mouth (douchingbefore hand is best so no actual shit gets in your mouth) or keep the straw in and suck it out of your partners ass.
I gave Josh an Alabama Paddywagon last night. The jello turned brown!
by youvegothorsepiss January 17, 2020
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maddie paddie

maddie paddie

beautiful human- fuck i wish i looked like her
maddie paddie

beautiful human- fuck i wish i looked like her

i wanna look like maddie paddie

maddie: no
by test tickles June 4, 2020
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Paddling Out

When a guy fingers two girls at the same time. Similar to skiing.
Guy A: Did you see Sean leave with those two dimes?

Guy B: Yea, I heard he went paddling out in the parking lot.
by BillyHarderThanLarry June 16, 2011
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padding

The act of driving around late at night with your friends and sticking menstrual pads onto signs, cars, and mailboxes, usually whilst stoned. There are three people usually: The driver who is in charge of pulling up close to the object and turning off the headlights, the passenger, who gets out and sticks the pad to the object, and the person in the backseat who unwraps the pads.
"We clearly have no life since we just spend 73 dollars on pads at Walmart to go padding.."
by Kayla Dayngerous May 16, 2013
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paddy wagon

means "P. D. Wagon"

modern: Van or truck used for transporting prisoners.

Origins of the phrase are not sinister. The origin is from the era of horse drawn box enclosed wagons employed by the Police Department, especially of New York City. These wagons had the sole identification painted on the sides, in large letters the initials P.D. When spoken the term "P.D. Wagon" easily becomes "paddy wagon".

While the word "paddy" may be in modern use in derogatory ways, the development of those meanings are separate and unrelated to the "P. D. Wagon".

These derogatory uses however, have led to fabricated, invented and much more complicated explanations of the phrase "paddy wagon" and while a word or phrase may develop new meanings over time, and thus become valid of themselves, that does not change the true and simple origin as a slurring of the phrase "P.D. Wagon"
At a mass demonstration, spoken by an officer of the law "We've sent for the paddy wagons people. Disperse or stay and be arrested."
by Damariscove September 11, 2011
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paddo

OH LOOK THERES PADDO LETS GIVE HIM A HUG

PADDO STOP BEING SO EMO, YOU SCENE KID
by yjdguoliugh October 20, 2010
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paddy boy

a sex position when the girls legs go over her head into a pretzel and the guy fucks her really hard.
last night me and my husband tried the paddy boy
by dickcheeselover30 October 7, 2018
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