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Poorection

An erection caused by pushing too hard when you poo.
Dude: Guy! You have a major manly buldge!
Guy: Aww! Man I just shat must be a poorection
by Budgie Regard December 17, 2008
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yield protection

Something that rich, white, private-school educated college applicants complain about when they are rejected from a top school over a person with a lower ACT/SAT score, GPA, AP classes, etc.

Students who complain about yield protection don't deserve to be admitted into the specific college in the first place. They are sore losers, and don't realize that "daddy's money" can't get them everything.
"I have a 3.8 GPA, took only one AP class and I got into NYU!"

"Wow, good for you. I was rejected from NYU. It was definitely yield protection."
by fuji8 March 26, 2021
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Not to be confused with "Seize the means of reproduction," to seize the means of production means to go after, and/or get what you want after some work. Usually if your doing something big in your life, or in general.

Go get that shit!
You: After college, I can't wait found my company that's inspired Microsoft, named Megahard.
Best friend: Aww man that's a great idea! Seize the means of production my man!
by FlyerMain February 3, 2021
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profection

1. a mix between a prO and perfection
2. a really good halo 2 player on xbox live
1. ooo look at that work of profection 2. Errbody run!!! here comes Profection!
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witless protection program

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".
Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"
by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010
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productions of random nonsense

Productions - P
Of - O
Random - R
Nonsense - N

An acronym used to conceal conversations regarding porn.
Charles: "Hey man that was some good por-"
Buck: "DUDE!" (girlfriend walks by)
Charles: "Sorry bro, but those were some good productions of random nonsense."
GF: "What are you guys talking about?"
Buck: "Nothin' much just funny youtube clips."
by yomammasnutsack February 26, 2011
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Prerection

1. The stage of erection in a penis before it has reached full hardness.

2. The mental stage of arousal before a physical arousal change in the hardness of a penis.
1. John- "Dude.. I don't wanna stand up, I have a prerection and it might show."
Mike- "Me too!"

2. John- "Dude.. I had such a prerection when I was looking through that playboy, but my dad walked in on me.. Needless to say I didn't achieve boner-ness.
Mike- "That blows."
by Reklaw Yeoj June 7, 2011
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