I was watching this sensual French film and my wang was as hard as a prosthetic leg until I noticed her poon berry.
by halfincher April 9, 2014

by vinayjs October 4, 2006

To "blue ball" a woman. When you can't pleasure a woman to full satisfaction which ultimately leads to her not being able to orgasm.
by proudropanimal March 21, 2010

The act of blowing marijuana smoke into a girls pussy and then sucking it back out.. for the ULTIMATE HIGH.
Last nite i had some really good weed and my girlfriend told me she wanted me to do the poon blazer on her.
by shanef;lf; February 27, 2009

A swarm of girls, particularly at a night club, that move throughout an area leaving disappointment.
Duder 1: "Yo man watch out there's a poon typhoon comin'!"
Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."
Duder 1: "You ok man?"
Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."
Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."
Duder 1: "You ok man?"
Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."
by westfalia December 15, 2009

Any aspect of a male's apperance, personality, possessions, etc. that might prevent him from getting laid.
"Wow, those man-boobs you got going on there are first class poon repellant."
"You think you're getting laid in that '82 Tercell? Ha, that thing's poon repellant hardcore."
"You think you're getting laid in that '82 Tercell? Ha, that thing's poon repellant hardcore."
by Nope4810 May 16, 2005

by lovedempoonticklas September 2, 2009
