pedro's hoes

A group of ugly, thirsty, nappy headed, and desperate girls that are all over Pedro in hopes of getting some dick or a very unlikely relationship

Pedro's hoes are jealous of every girl he's ever dated.

Pedro's hoes try to ruin his relationships.

Pedro's hoes are annoying.

Pedro's hoes need to hop off.

by I could be anyone January 25, 2014

patroning

(v.) to go hardcore drinking with your best bro and or bros

Mike: "Hey I heard you and Reinaldo went hard in the fucking paint this weekend?"

Alex: "Bro fosho, we went patroning every night... we got fucking shmacked!"

Reinaldo: "Yeah man it was raw as fuck!"

Mike: "WTF why did I have to work this weekend?!?!"

Reinaldo: "You obnoxious fuck"

by laxbro18 January 26, 2012

mole patrol

a group or gathering of rude, sniggering, conformist females who make unjustified remarks about others in their spare time.

I was sitting, eating my carrot when the mole patrol passed me.

by ra_starz_again June 26, 2007

patro

To own, to be the best, to be better than everyone else.

Wow, that's Patro.

by RALPH WALTON June 8, 2003

Dustin Pedroia

The Red Sox 2nd basemen who hit .317 in 2007 with 8 home runs and 50 RBI. A scrappy player who hustles and gives his all 100 percent of the time. Also very nice to his fans, including the time I was almost run over by him on Lansdowne St after a game last year. He waved and said sorry and his wife smiled and they drove away. Pedro is his nickname.

Did you see what Dustin Pedroia did tonite? He was mouthing off to the ump!

by boston88 March 30, 2008

patron

A highly expensive tequila

I know what happens when she drinks patron- Joe Nicholas

by Hooey Vegetation Squash May 21, 2006

Pregnancy Prevention Patrol

Someone who has to supervise at a camp or hotel to make sure that none of the high school students at an event sneak in and out of rooms to have sex. Also known as PPP.

With the cheerleading camp sandwiched between the football camp and soccer camp, Joel knew he’d be on pregnancy prevention patrol until his replacement came at dawn.

Mrs. Rivera was an expert at pregnancy prevention patrol. It’s like she could hear a hotel room door opening from two floors away and that’s why they always had her go on the band trips.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008