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Missouri Pass

PASS, AKA The Missouri Pass is used by normal people when midwesterners ask them an annoying question, when “no, or no thanks, or nah” is just not enough. It’s one small word that says so little, yet is an insulting and effective way of never, ever doing something.
Hey TJ, wanna sit in the driveway and have a few drinks in the 95° weather, while I scream at my kids?

TJ: PASS (Missouri Pass)
by DoLessNoStressGodBless September 4, 2022
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Pirate’s Pass

New definition of a pick 6 and thrown interception named after the insane amount of interceptions thrown by Jameis Winston of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in 2019.
“And the ball is stolen by the other team! Intercepted for a Pirate’s Pass!”

“Because of how many times the Buccaneers gave the ball away in 2019, the NFL has renamed thrown interceptions and pick 6 to a Pirate’s Pass”
by Tampa Man January 6, 2021
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Missouri Pass

PASS, AKA The Missouri Pass is used by normal people when midwesterners ask them an annoying question, when “no, or no thanks, or nah” is just not enough. It’s one small word that says so little, yet is an insulting and effective way of never, ever doing something.
Hey TJ, wanna sit in the driveway and have a few drinks in the 95° weather, while I scream at my kids?

TJ: PASS (Missouri Pass)
by DoLessNoStressGodBless September 4, 2022
mugGet the Missouri Passmug.

Pass the wine

When Madonna and Cardi B take interest in something new and profess their enormous knowledge on the subject across social media, triggering a chain phenomena. This results in household interest causing household members to take interest in the topic and express their new found interest by meeting with others who are now too newly interested. This results in social gatherings that include wine drinking. Laughs on the topic take place by these novices on the subject and they say to each other during the experience “Pass the wine” in a nonchalant manner.
Saturn and Jupiter come close together and a celebrity posts about it. Next thing everyone’s sisters and mothers are posting and talking about it and telescopes on Amazon hit all time sells. Now this groups of people gather together and pop open a bottle of wine. Next thing they are giggling and talking about how the event reflects on their life situation. Then one says: “Ohhh pass the wine” while giggling.
by CryoCrew December 22, 2020
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No-Homo pass

The No-Homo pass can be given by someone who already has it and you need to give a reason to prove that you are not gay. The No-Homo pass can « No u » every people that call you a homo.
-Bro you are gay
-No you are! I have my No-Homo pass
by Simon_Hamel300 November 19, 2019
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Jack and Pass

The Jack and Pass is a bedtime ritual, some people swear by it. To Jack and Pass is to jack off and then pass out. The excitement of masturbation followed by the relief of getting a nut puts you in a relaxed state, allowing you to fall asleep quickly.
Person 1: Hey we're going to the bar, wanna come with?
Person 2: Nah I'm kinda tired, probably gonna go home to Jack and Pass.
by maryland manson August 21, 2020
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Slappy Pass

1: Slapshots ultimate cosmetics battle pass, equipped with all your slappy needs.
2: Otherwise known as the Sloppy pass, getting the slop.
Yo you got the Slappy Pass?
by reteerrer December 6, 2020
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