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chode-docking

when one guy has a spaghetti peen and the other has a chode and the spaghetti peen goes inside the chode's urethra creating a CHODE DOCK.
Yo Dequavis lets do some chode-docking rn.
by LilHIV+ November 19, 2019
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Self-docked

When you get hit in the cock so hard your penis inverts.
Holy shit Simon got cock shotted so hard he self-docked!
by Cock shot king February 2, 2018
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k dock

An area close to water, where things can get uncomfortable or even weird. Typically high amounts of alcohol and moisture are present. Poor decisions are common, and somehow those who visit relate it to heaven. For believers, pulling away and tying back up are the highlights of the season.
We were having a good night, then visited “K dock”, and things only improved
by Haaaaaauh December 6, 2017
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Country Docking

The act of inserting one individual's penis into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of sexual stimulation and pleasure. The foreskin of the receiving penis is then stretched snugly over the other individual's genitals. Considered a very high-risk/high-reward sexual maneuver.
Jack: hey John why are you limping?
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!
by SebiBaby May 27, 2018
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rubber docking

When 2 guys are only wearing condoms, and make their penises kiss.
by GiraffeSummer June 13, 2018
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dock fucker

Some one who has sex with a literal dock and gets splinters in their dick casing deep pain in the foreskin
by magical baby fetus June 9, 2019
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Dock Chip

The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.
Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"

Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"

Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"
by Suzdogg May 1, 2008
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