A university located in Norman, OK. This university consists of the stupidest and most illiterate people you will ever meet. Everyone here has a twelve foot metal rod stuck up their ass. The girls here are straight hoes and will sleep with any guy, the boys here think they are hot shit and are wannabe fuck boys. If you ever walked into a class at OU, the class will most likely be empty because everyone skips class everyday since they are lazy and unmotivated and prefer to smoke weed all day. If you ever meet someone who attended this university, just call them an OU tard.
A person I was interviewing for a job had a resume that said they went to the University of Oklahoma, I told them to get the fuck out of my office and never come back.
by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019
Get the University of Oklahoma mug.A sexual feat that requires the aid of a trustworthy pilot, oil, feathers, and a horny countrymen with nothing better to do. A male covers himself in oil, then proceeds to roll around in a pile of feathers. If done correctly, he'll almost appear to be a bird. The male then straps himself into a World War 1 open cockpit bi-plane. At exactly 9,865 feet, the male jumps out of the plane, without a parachute, plummeting towards the ground at terminal velocity. During this time the male becomes aroused, then makes his penis perpendicular to the ground, and then finally flaps his arms imitating a bird like motion before smashing "dick first" into the ground. This feat was first done by the famous Oklahoma resident Harry Sack in 1948 thus, giving the feat the name "1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver". This same feat can be done to a woman however, you would also need to hire a skillful mathematician in order to figure out the exact timing to jump from the aircraft.
Joe: Dude i would totally have sex with Sally
Colin: I wouldn't have sex with her, i'd give her a 1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver!
Colin: I wouldn't have sex with her, i'd give her a 1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver!
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by Princess Lum March 24, 2006
Get the Baja Oklahoma mug.A term for an unsolved mystery, also known as "Leg in OKC" or "A Leg in OKC." Relates to the real-life P-71 mystery from the April 19, 1995, bombing in Oklahoma City, in which one human left leg was never identified:
An allusion to the name of the novel A Leg in Oklahoma City (2019), written by Greg Hoetker
An allusion to the name of the novel A Leg in Oklahoma City (2019), written by Greg Hoetker
"Hey, did you hear about the Malaysia airplane thing?"
"Oh yeah, the plane just disappeared. They never solved it. That's A Leg in Oklahoma City."
"Oh yeah, the plane just disappeared. They never solved it. That's A Leg in Oklahoma City."
by Jack Hoover October 16, 2019
Get the A Leg in Oklahoma City mug.A town located in the southern region of Oklahoma consisting of little to no places for teenagers to congrogate. Within this town there is basically a mall (where anyone under 18 isn't allowed on Fridays and Saturdays after 5 p.m) ,one skatepark far away from anywhere in town, leaving nothing for us to do other then get high, shoot eachother, drink, and that's about it. Well...there is Fort Sill with some things to do.... but noone can get on without an i.d.
It's a boring town, if you ever think of moving here DONT, and if your forced, welcome to HELL, USA.
One last note: If you move here, dont expect to be able to get out all that easily.... easy getting in, hard getting out.
It's a boring town, if you ever think of moving here DONT, and if your forced, welcome to HELL, USA.
One last note: If you move here, dont expect to be able to get out all that easily.... easy getting in, hard getting out.
by Heretic Seth February 19, 2008
Get the Lawton, Oklahoma mug.What the heck is this place. A city in Oklahoma with like five people, where everyone knows everything about you and can't seem to stay out of business. The home of the Black Diamonds and thirty minutes away from Fort Smith, AR.
by dez13 November 2, 2010
Get the Sallisaw, oklahoma mug.Where I live its in tha U.S.A...Tha town u go to if u want people breakin into ur cars...Or if u Just need some Drugs...
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