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Nutters

Short shorts worn so high that the testicles or "nuts" are actually exposed. Made famous by NBA superstar John Stockton, who wore them every game of his career.
John Stockton was sporting his nutters quite well during the game today, although his testicles were quite mis-shapen and sickening. It truly is a good thing that Karl Malone chose to go with the nutters tonight or else all focus would have been placed squarely on the swollen nuts of John Stockton and his blatent dis-reguard for public nudity laws...and maybe even Jeff "Horny" Hornacek
by Big Doggy Jizzle December 28, 2005
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Nutterfuck

The act of penetrating a vagina with one or both testicles.
"Lindsay was shocked and somewhat invigorated when, during coitus, Lance began to nutterfuck her."
by The Nuttercracker October 12, 2008
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nuttermilk

Natia could not get over how much Gil's nuttermilk tasted like buttermilk.
by von groovy September 8, 2017
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numb-nuttedness

1: Acts or behavior displaying extreme stupidity or callousness; anything typically characteristic of a really big dink.
2: Acts or behavior that involves such injury to one's testes as to render them (temporarily or permanantly) incapable of feeling.
1: "I'm pretty sure he just swore at a cop! I haven't seen such numb-nuttedness in ages!"
2: "I went for a jog once in february...in my boxers. I've heard of numb-nuttedness, but this was ridiculous!"
by Joe Beecher October 3, 2007
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Self Nutted

Self Nutted; *Related to the virtual act of T-Bagging an opponent or adversary on the internet, typically in online gaming or forums. In an attempt for a gay Brazilian to virtually T-bag (aka Nut or Nutted) and exert an undeniable disgrace, humiliation or dominance of knowledge, wisdom, experience, skill or insight over a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch, the gay Brazilian's attempt is completely inaccurate, unwarranted or incomplete whereby the act of "Nutting" is reversed upon themselves leading to an even greater effect than intended for their original target.
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

*See also; Self-Nutted
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

Post: "You fucking ilitarate, you don't even know how to spel!"

Reply: "OMFG, you just Self Nutted..."
by Money $hot November 17, 2010
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joey nutted

when your friend busts a nut
yo look bryan just joey nutted
by jahee nutt September 23, 2017
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Netter

A Usenet regular. See also 'Webbie' and 'RL'
I've been a Netter for 10 years, hangin mostly in teh Flonk and A26.
by Onideus Mad Hatter September 24, 2006
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